CAN BAR FLOSS GO 2 FOR 2?

FUCK YEAH HE CAN. That's right, 2 nights in a row, Uncle Pete's let in the Floss. Don't have much time to write, going to drop off toys with Toys for Tots. Some highlights:

**Starting RG John Malecki telling me "I fuckin hate football". He said that it was the biggest snub ever that he didn't make first or second team all Big East. My response, "At least Scott(roomate McKskillet) won defensive player of the year". That didn't make the situation any better.

**Greg Romeus blackout drunk introducing me to hot white girls. I think this one explains itself.

**Mr. Shenanigans being there, talking to him and getting a text from him, "Why didn't you go to Peter's last night?"

**Only spending 14 dollars in 2+ hours. So now the average for 2 nights is like 32.50. Bar Floss will take that any fuckin day of the week.

**ULTIMATE HIGHLIGHT:

The Floss meets a female at a pregame party, who he gets Malecki to sneak in for her. Her name you ask, Brighton. It sounds like (bright-EN). She's says guess what my last name is? It makes sense. The Floss' Vlad induced coma response "Yourdayup", except very slowly. It sounded like she had the longest last name. This girl and her friend were appalled at this response. She was like, no it's "early". So Ms. Brighton Early, fuck you from the Floss, have a merry Christmas.

THE RETURN OF BAR FLOSS

Bar Floss made an appearance last night. Yes, the Floss went to Peters. And since he's done with finals, he didn't hold back. The Floss needs to talk to DROF about his behavior, but pretty sure I was a gem last night at the bar. Some highlights last night:

* Spent in the upper 50's as far as scrilla goes, but shit finals are over.
* Called B Man with the manager. Little did he know that the Floss is 20. Ha.
* Bought DROF a shot of bourbon. Hail bourbon.
* Got a drink bought for me by a Pitt football player(Justin Hargrove)
* Won my bet on the Zags last night

The real highlight came early, pre super drunk Floss. It was country night at Pete's as you most know, so naturally there was a lot of singing along coming from the Floss' mouth. Taylor Swift's beautiful song Love Story came on. The Floss belted some notes, and then a girl noticed. She was an asian girl, but loved the enthusiasm of the Floss' singing style. She joined along. Since the Floss is a man, he naturally loves asians. She was no different, until she started whoring herself out for a drink. She kept trying to *whisper to her friend about not having a drink. You could see the desperation behind those slant eyes. She sucked. The Floss watched her keep attempting to get men to buy her a drink. She eventually won, but not against this guy.

DESHEA TOWNSEND

Since the Floss has been busy with finals and not blogging, he hasn't got to weigh in on the 10-3 Steelers. They rule. No matter if they win ugly, they still win baby. The Floss has been adament about the AFC title going through Pittsburgh in a proverbial sense, but now it might be literal. If the Steelers can win out(projected by all at Floss industries) and Tennesee OVERRATEDS lose at Indy, the conference goes through da Burgh. In light of the best Pitt football season since Larry FitzHeisman played, the Floss still can't stop thinking about winning a Super Bowl.

TEBOW

As you know, the Floss LOVES Timmy T. Today I just want to show you his girlfriend. Dear Lord. The Floss hates swimming, but would go with Lucy Pinder.

QUICK PICKS

This post is allotted around 9 minutes, so enjoy whatever you read. The Floss is pickin' championship Saturday games, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:

PITT AT UCONN 12 PM

The Floss all week was nervous, but today I've come to grips with it...The Panthers are for real. The Floss doesn't expect a close game, thinking around 34-17 for the Panthers. Bill Stull needs to do something to make me not give him a C in his end of the year report card.

FLORIDA VS. ALABAMA 4:05

TEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW. Is there a better man crush in all the land than Tim Tebow? Seriously, next week, after finals, the Floss will create a man crush blog. Tebow wins. Lay the points with Florida. He doesn't even need Percy. The Floss seriously LOVES Timmy T. People might not remember, but on the Hoover High TV show on MTV, both of the QB's in the SEC championship game made an appearance. Tebow actually dazzled for Nease High against Hoover in a losing effort. JPW or John Parker Wilson as his mommy calls him was the older brother of the starting QB on Hoover. Interesting.

MIZZOURA VS. OKLAHOMA

Sam Bradford is the most Mexican looking non Mexican ever. Not too mention the Griffin twins have a ridiculous set of parents. It's uncanny. The Floss is rootin on Mizzoura because of Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley at Texas, but OK rolls. OK will fail miserably in the NC game because Stoops and bowl games get along like DickRod and Michigan.

MONEY IN THE BANK LOCK OF THE DAY...

CINCI -7.5 AT HAWAII