FUCK YEAH HE CAN. That's right, 2 nights in a row, Uncle Pete's let in the Floss. Don't have much time to write, going to drop off toys with Toys for Tots. Some highlights:
**Starting RG John Malecki telling me "I fuckin hate football". He said that it was the biggest snub ever that he didn't make first or second team all Big East. My response, "At least Scott(roomate McKskillet) won defensive player of the year". That didn't make the situation any better.
**Greg Romeus blackout drunk introducing me to hot white girls. I think this one explains itself.
**Mr. Shenanigans being there, talking to him and getting a text from him, "Why didn't you go to Peter's last night?"
**Only spending 14 dollars in 2+ hours. So now the average for 2 nights is like 32.50. Bar Floss will take that any fuckin day of the week.
**ULTIMATE HIGHLIGHT:
The Floss meets a female at a pregame party, who he gets Malecki to sneak in for her. Her name you ask, Brighton. It sounds like (bright-EN). She's says guess what my last name is? It makes sense. The Floss' Vlad induced coma response "Yourdayup", except very slowly. It sounded like she had the longest last name. This girl and her friend were appalled at this response. She was like, no it's "early". So Ms. Brighton Early, fuck you from the Floss, have a merry Christmas.
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wow....yourdayup. That is classic and probably the best attempted pick up line ever. If it would have worked. You should have said "mydayupbyblowingme"
What is floss going to do when he goes to places that doesnt have quarter beer night or $2 long island iced teas?
Floss..
You have lost your touch in your blogs. The posts are no longer humorous and the material you are posting is second tier at best.
Yes, hearing about Bar-Floss is great material to write about, but we don't need two posts about it. I visit this blog to receive comic relief about current events and sports, not to hear about your personal sexual relief at the bar by the hands of Pitt athletes.
Step your game up! Revive those creative genes that made me start reading your blog in the first place.
Sincerely,
"Concerned"
dear concerned,
you bite your tounge... i could read about a bar floss every day.. maybe you should just stop reading if you don't like it. it was a simple short post with a gem of a pick up line.
-dr.of
dear concerned,
you sound pretty desperate over there. if you looking to get "relief"--maybe you should visit one of the massage parlors near the airport. i hear they give weekday specials if you show an out of state i.d.
-B.I.F.F
p.s.- i heard Dr. Of is a herpetologist. (it's not what you think, but it's funny)
Just for the hell of it and since it is bowl season, my ten favorite Pitt Panthers in order.
10. John Malecki
9. Aundre Wright
8. Jonathan Baldwin
7. Jabaal Sheard
6. Dom DeCicco
5. Scott McKillop
4. Ricky Gary
3. Nate Byham
2. TJ Porter
1. Shady McCoy
Honorable Mention: Dorin Dickerson, Tino Sunseri, Joe Thomas, Tommie Duhart, Connor Lee, Greg Williams, Tags, Conredge Collins
Nate, my top ten seems strikingly similar to yours. I'm attempting to play out all 4 years of shady's career on NCAA 08 over the holiday break.
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