* Spent in the upper 50's as far as scrilla goes, but shit finals are over.
* Called B Man with the manager. Little did he know that the Floss is 20. Ha.
* Bought DROF a shot of bourbon. Hail bourbon.
* Got a drink bought for me by a Pitt football player(Justin Hargrove)
* Won my bet on the Zags last night
The real highlight came early, pre super drunk Floss. It was country night at Pete's as you most know, so naturally there was a lot of singing along coming from the Floss' mouth. Taylor Swift's beautiful song Love Story came on. The Floss belted some notes, and then a girl noticed. She was an asian girl, but loved the enthusiasm of the Floss' singing style. She joined along. Since the Floss is a man, he naturally loves asians. She was no different, until she started whoring herself out for a drink. She kept trying to *whisper to her friend about not having a drink. You could see the desperation behind those slant eyes. She sucked. The Floss watched her keep attempting to get men to buy her a drink. She eventually won, but not against this guy.
DESHEA TOWNSEND
Since the Floss has been busy with finals and not blogging, he hasn't got to weigh in on the 10-3 Steelers. They rule. No matter if they win ugly, they still win baby. The Floss has been adament about the AFC title going through Pittsburgh in a proverbial sense, but now it might be literal. If the Steelers can win out(projected by all at Floss industries) and Tennesee OVERRATEDS lose at Indy, the conference goes through da Burgh. In light of the best Pitt football season since Larry FitzHeisman played, the Floss still can't stop thinking about winning a Super Bowl.
TEBOW
As you know, the Floss LOVES Timmy T. Today I just want to show you his girlfriend. Dear Lord. The Floss hates swimming, but would go with Lucy Pinder.
2 comments:
Thank you for blogging today..... it is appreciated.
You should include more shots of women in your blog. hot ones.
What does the Floss typically order at the bar? Since vlad, crystal light, and fruit punch are probably not on the menu.
-CINC
A text message I recieved from the floss across the bar at 12:04.
"Hittin on an asain. She wants a drink." (in protecting his identity i will substitute floss for his last name here) "Floss say no." Thanks for the shot, and i bought you one in return but you didn't realize it was for you and gave it away. That should tell you of your state.
-dr. of
ps. my word verication letters spell suprol, sweet word
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