OOZING MACHISMO

Ronald Ramon, after getting called out again by the Floss, hits the eff you 3 to the Floss. I don't hold grudges though, and I love jumping on and off player bandwagons. I'm right back on the Razor bandwagon. Honestly this basketball game really didn't mean much in the grand scheme of things, but how fun is watching Pitt ruin a whole state? The whole state sucks.



NBA



The Floss has been hyping the NBA recently, but I found a great NBA blog for yins to read. http://thepicknroll.blogspot.com/. I didn't have to look far for this blog, just down the hall on the right. While this site lacks sweet nicknames, it is still pretty damn hilarious. They post a lot of drunk NBA ramblings. If the Floss posted drunk, he might end up in jail. If this ever happens, hopefully it will be a rant on some girl or the fact that all girls are C-words, and thats all that matters. Note: This could really happen sometime. If it does, FOF and COF should promptly kick me swiftly in the nuts.

NBA All Star weekend this weekend. The best all star game in sports. The dunk competition, the Floss is predicting a win for Jamario Moon. I feel if a guy this insignificant is invited, he can probably throw em down. 3 point competition, Floss is taking Kobe. Why he wants to participate I don't know, but I'm guessing he wants to win if he is doing it. All Star Game, I'm takin the West. The two biggest and bestest ball hogs on the West, Kobe and AI. Love both of them, but MVP is going to be AI. AI always goes hard and might put up 35+.

ROL UPDATE

Another great episode last night. My favorite part was that elimination only eliminated one girl and we are down to 9. This means that ROL fans will get 8 more episodes in this season. The elimination ceremony couldn't have been any funnier. Kristy Joe immediately becomes a darkhorse for the final 4. If she can keep all that craziness inside for a few more weeks, she can certainly stick around. Without makeup though, Kristy Joe, Woof. I sometimes wonder what rules Bret has to play by during the show because if the producers let him do what he wanted, this show would have to be pay per view. I figured out one rule last night, no sex for Bret until they are at 10. Realistically, Bret could lay the pipe every night with a different girl or the same girl no matter what. It was great that he got drunk and decided that Daisy was going to be the first lay. Bret made a good pick here because Daisy is reserved and wouldn't go on a killing spree if she got eliminated the next day. She would probably just come off the show and say, "you know what, I got to bang Bret Michaels". Bret has to factor this all in. If he did the same to Kristy Joe, Big John is going to have to take a bullet for him, and no one would be pleased if Big John was gone. Sidenote: Big John looks a lot like Big Ben. When Ben's playing days are up, could we maybe just get a true life documentary or something with Bret, Big John, and Big Ben. Some TV network could do this. With Daisy's banging of Bret, she probably put herself in the final 5. I'm just waiting for Bret to get the old hags off the show. Honestly, the producers effed up BIG time allowing Payton on the show. She is old, ugly, and probably has been a lesbian for more than 3 years straight. Catherine on the other hand, she is a cougar. She is too nice for someone like Bret. Personally I hope Catherine attracts a rich older man from her appearance on this show. Since the Floss loves lists, here is a quick power rankings for the 9 left:

1. Destiney: Day 1 fav. Floss sticks by his bitches.
2. Ambre: A shocking pick here. I can't give you one reason I like her as much as I do.
3. Jessica: As soon as she gets her first 5 minutes of airtime, we will all know if she is psycho or a winner.
4. Megan: Who knows if she is a reality show queen? Her attentions aren't pure, but she is still the hottest.
5. Daisy: Way too much botox in her upper lip. Sexy, check, whore, check. Enough for me.
6. Inna: How bad must the bottom 3 be if a woman described as a Ukranian Lovetank and a Meatball is ahead of them?
7. Catherine: Just cause she is a nice lady. She is too old. At least Bret wouldn't have to deal with menopause.
8. Kristy Joe: People use the expression a screw loose often. She doesn't have a screw tight in her dome. She is probably the 2nd hottest one left next to Megan. However, there is something to be said for her antics last night, and the fact that she is legally married.
NR. Payton: She doesn't even get ranked 9th. I don't like butch lesbians, does that make me a communist? No. I hate her. Payton finishes unranked.

FIGHTING RYAN MALONE'S

Ryan Malone, Geno Malkin, and Petr Sykora. All are playing out of their minds currently. With Crosby out, the Pens have moved to the top of the Atlantic and are 3 points out of the no. 1 seed in the East. I am a little worried that they might be getting hot too early like last year. I hope the Pens get to play the Capitals in the playoffs as well. Alexander Ovechkin and his bullshit public name change. A person who needs to do this is Bradley Wannamaker from Pitt. How does Jamie Dixon continually call him Bradley? This chaps my ass. Another example, is Yi Jianlian. How is he on NBA draft boards and talked about on Sportscenter as Yi. Then the draft comes around and his English interpreter decides that his name is E. Just stupid.

Don't call it a comeback.