KICKIN' IT OLD SCHOOL

The Floss needed to be updated, and we are going old school with mini updates rather than going into a full on Floss on one topic. A Floss was needed today after his morning started with him clogging the shitter, 40 minutes before class started. It led to a great job of plunging by yours truly. I have unclogged this shitter twice now, plumbing could officially go on the Floss' resume. So without any further adoo, from the desk of the Floss' with the Skoal in the lip...

PITT WVU

The Queers are coming into the Zoo tonight. The Panthers are 8 point favorites, this could be too much in a rivalry game. However, the Panthers are shooting lights out right now, especially at home. Keep Blair on the court, don't let WV go on any runs and it's game over. Expect Pitt to make it 4 wins in a row against the Eers in sports that matter(football and basketball). Should win by about the number, definitely would lay off.

ROL

A shocking episode by Bret Michaels last night. He invites 3 new girls onto the bus, only 1.5 of them are even remotely close to good enough looking for the tour. A Miracle(one of top 5 greatest sport movies) reference here. Do you remember when the team is 2 weeks from Lake Placid and Herb Brooks brings in University of Minnesota scoring phenom Tim Haar to attempt to get a roster spot? Then Mike Eruzione gives the passionate speech outside the bus that Haar didn't deserve to be a part of the team. Brooks knew he wasn't going to put Timmy on the squad, it still was a great motivational move. The parallels are definitely there. Next week when he drops their asses from the bus, remember the Floss. While this move may have been scripted, the Floss loved the move. Bret made the elimination everyone saw coming when he kicked off the black girl. Everyone knows Bret ain't down with the brown.

FAG BAGS

The Floss got a good laugh when his unbelievably nerdy Operations Management Professor walked in sporting a fanny pack for the last week. I believe the CINC once called them "Fag Bags" and the name has always stuck with me. A little background on this woman, she is a spatial engineer who always brings up her cats. She isn't married and could be anywhere between 28 and 50. A great woman right there. Back to the Fag Bags, are they one of the most useless inventions ever? Possibly. The only use I have ever heard for them was to avoid pickpocketing in foreign countries. What could this woman possibly keep in her FAG BAG? She also carries a purse, computer bag on wheels, cooler size lunch box. She might fall over one of these days, we can only hope. This got me to thinking about bags in general. One of the actual great inventions as far as bags go are the liquor/gym bag. Mr. Shenanigans is always flossin one of these. They are the small strap bags that perfectly can carry a handle of Vlad and 2 liter of your favorite mixer. Plus if you get drunk and forget them, they are like 2 dollars or free at career fairs. It's a great alternative to leaving your bookbag somewhere.

A ROD AND ROIDS

Yawn. Yawn. Yawn. Baseball is dying so fast.

SANDWICHES

The Floss made a trip up to the State Penn this past weekend and consumed a Fat Bitch sandwich. Seriously what is better than a sandwich with cheesesteak, chicken fingers, mozzy sticks, french fries and ketchup? Last week the Floss made his own fat sandwich with ingredients found in his house. It was a 1/2 lb frozen burger with a slice of American cheese, then a ham steak with mozzerela cheese on that, all squashed between some toasted rye bread. How bad does the Floss want his own sandwich? So bad.