Monday, February 2, 2009

SIXBURGH

**O-H motha fuckin I-O. Dat dude. I can't even begin to imagine the blunt that him and Ben smoked last night. It was probably unbelievable.

**If you don't LOVE Hines Ward, you aren't American.

**Best Super Bowl in history. The 4th quarter was scary unreal with the ups and downs and points.

**The Floss' least favorite story line all week was Ben wanting to get his rep back after XL. I think the last drive did times 100. Clutchest dude ever.

**Still not sober, currently should be sitting in Intermediate Financial Reporting 2. My body just feels very messed up.

**My apartment still smelled like smoke this morning due to the bonfire literally two steps from my apartment.

**Bonfire outside the Cathedral last night was crazy. Bunch of dudes burning their clothes and standing there in boxers. The Floss just wanted to help the cause so stripped down right then and there and gave them my undershirt. Some girls may have puked, but at least some of Steeler Nation got to see the sweater vest.

**Hit both prop bets yesterday: Carey Davis over .5 yards from scrimmage and Mewelde Moore's longest rush under 6.5 yards. His one run seriously was like 6.4 yards. Word to ya motha.

**Why did Dan Rooney thank Barack Obama? Didn't see that one coming.

**Mike Tomlin's "Steeler Football is 60 minutes" rant was priceless.

**Larry Fitz got to have an unreal Super Bowl and lose. Dream scenario for the Floss. Honestly, if Ben throws a pick on that last drive, I have no idea how I would feel about him. Our relationship would never have been the same.

**Tone's LeBron mimic touchdown dance was great. However, Steeler Nation knows that it was actually him pouring ketchup.

**Swaggin'. Love it.

**Weird thing to think about if Freddy Francisco doesn't slip on Tone's long catch on the final drive that got down to the 6, the Steelers may have been content with a FG opportunity. He would have got to about the 28 yard line with either one or zero timeouts and 50 seconds.

**James Harrison's INT return was the most absurd return you have ever seen.

**If Ben doesn't lead that drive, how long would you have had to not watch ESPN? A week, a month, forever?

**The final drive honestly makes such a difference from a historical standpoint.

**SIXBURGH, great great name.

**Bruce Springsteen is old and not cool. Why does the NFL market to 55 year old men?

**The Floss wants to see Danica Patrick's tits so much more after yesterday. Skip Bayless and Jemele Hill just said that it tarnished her image. No it made her that much more watchable.

**The E-Trade baby commercials were fan fucking tastic.

**Tone just said that it was a LeBron knockoff on ESPN First Take.

**Overall the greatest day in a long time for the Floss. Words still do last night no justice.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did Michael Vick get to watch the Superbowl in Jail? Or was it lights out promptly at 9:00 P.M.?

Anonymous said...

How hott is Kurt Warner's wife?


- biff

Anonymous said...

Floss - What are your thoughts on Cavanaugh leaving? Who should Pitt bring in to replace him? Walt Harris anyone?

CINC BLOWS

Anonymous said...

Floss, overall what grade does Pitt's newest signees get?


CINC SUCKS DONKEY DICK

Anonymous said...

Floss,
Any truth to the rumor, you have been suspended from the Univ of Pgh?

CINC likes boys.

Anonymous said...

Floss and PNR,

What are your thoughts on a new t shirt for this year?

Graham's Crackers


-Shenanigans

CIO (cousin in oakland) needs another hit

Anonymous said...

Floss > PNR



CINC BOBS FOR APPLES IN THE TOLIET

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to a Floss/PnR NBA all-star weekend post. Don't let me down.

- Jesus Stanecsworth