FLOSS' FIRST ROUND SELECTIONS

EAST

North Carolina OVER The Mount
Arkansas OVER Eric Gordon and DJ White
Notre Lame OVER George Mason
Washington St. OVER Winthrop
St. Joes OVER Oklahoma
Louisville OVER Jared Zabransky
South Alabama OVER The Butler
Tennessee OVER America

MIDWEST

Kansas OVER Portland St. Pilots(great name)
Mike Mckee and Kent St. OVER UNLV(no more LJ)
Clemson OVER Villanova
***Siena OVER Vandy
Mayo OVER Beasley
Wisconsin OVER Cal St. Fullerton
Gonzaga OVER Andrew Davidson
Georgetown OVER UMBC Retrievers(great name)

DIRTY SOUTH(DIRTY B/C OF THE PANTHERS)

Memphis OVER UTArl
Oregon OVER Miss. St.
Michigan St. OVER Temple
PITT OVER ORU
Marquettte OVER Kentucky
Lopez Twins OVER Cornell Big Red(great name)
St. Paddy Mills OVER Da U
Texas OVER Stone Cold Steve "Austin Peay"

WEST

UCLA OVER Jerry Rice
BYU OVER TAMU
***Western Kentucky OVER Drake
UConn OVER San Diego
Purdue OVER Baylor
X OVER Georgia(still pullin for Dennis Felton)
Arizona OVER WVU(eff Thuggy Bear)
Duke OVER Belmont

OSU OVER MICHIGAN, PENN ST., AND OREGON

We all know that today, the nation's most hated high school athlete ever picked The Ohio St. Buckeyes over Michigan, Penn St., and Oregon. In other words, Ohio St. doled out the most money. I heard OSU offered the merchandising rights to the Columbus Clippers(AAA Baseball Team) and the Columbus Blue Jackets and a cool 500 G's. Seriously someone needs to point out that Maurice Clarett outted tOSU boosters a long time ago. You think Jimmy Sweater Vest doesn't know about this? Wouldn't it be great if Pryor landed in a huge scandal over this? That would be awesome.

Enough about Pryor. Test at 1 tomorrow. Back at the apartment at approx. 1:53. First Shot of Old Crow 1:54. Eighth shot of Crow, 2:03. PITT OVER ORU, approx 5PM.

Seriously everyone please enjoy the next two days. These are quite possibly the two best sports days of the year. Seriously, even women LOVE the NCAA tourney. Bracket Pools are seriously MOF(Mother of Floss' favorite thing in the World). She has Georgia in the Sweet 16. I didn't say she was good at it.

In being "giddy" over the NCAA tourney.