**LeBron, 55 last night. Get some kid. The Floss was asked if he would be the one athlete I could spend a day with. My response: Cam Saddler. Thank you very much.
**Just saw on Sportscenter that a woman is competing in the Bass Masters Classic. How many problems does the Floss have with this? A million point five. FISHING IS A SPOBBY FOR MEN ONLY. Men can't play woman's basketball. Same thing. Women have no right to participate in fishing. I guess they should start calling it Men's Fishing, but because of Title 9 they will probably have to add another shitty woman's sport.
**Last night on the Pitt bus at around 10:15 PM EST, a bunch of Penn St. students started "We Are"...Huge Gays chants, except they used their Penn St. lingo. They fit every stereotype of Penn St. faggots, loud, guido, obnoxious, etc. Then they started a "Steelers Suck" chant, then I realized that they were the worst kind of Penn St. fans, Philly ones.
**Speaking of the awful city to our west, big game on the ice today against the Fly guys. A win today would be ginormous. Believe in Bylsma. Copyright FalseFloss Inc.
**The Floss really likes Texas tonight, so if you have any money you should play Oklahoma. Also like Davidson with Curry going for 40.
Happy Saturday.
Floss
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Bron-Bron goes for 55 and I don't even get a reference? Fuck you
wv: apprater
"Hello apprater? I need the number for Dr. Of's proctology office"
-THE doublenickel
Excuse me...but I have caught more fish than CINC.
FOCINC
In college, CINC bought then subsequently returned Tag Body Spray because no ladies were attracted to him.
CINC was never circumscribed because the doctor wasn't able to designate where his penis was.
CINC was spotted over the weekend at a Karaoke bar singing Seal's Kiss by a rose.
CINC is so stupid he thinks the Floss still posts everyday.
CINC still fishes with a Mickey Mouse rod and a Donald Duck bobber.
CINC once drank urine thinking it was apple juice
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