Monday, January 14, 2008
"I JUST WANT TO KISS YOUR FACE"
If you don't know what the title is referring to, then you just DON'T KNOW. Rock of Love 2 started last night and was a huge hit. I am not going to give detailed rankings like I did for American Gladiators because all you need to know about last night is A+. Bret Michaels is way cooler than any athlete or other rockstar. Also, as far as sidekicks go, BIG John is a man's man as well. As far as VH1, they also get an A+ for the women they brought to the show. They are much hotter than last season. Not as many tatted up girls, just smokin hot bombshells. They also brought a great melting pot of women for Bret to chose from. They brought chicks from every decade. The 45 year old chick, Catherine, is pretty slammin for 45, god knows Bret isn't picking her, but she will be everyone's favorite by show 3. As long as she isn't an annoying c-word like Rodeo from season 1. I might boycott the episode when Rodeo comes back because she was that annoying. Inna, hopefully pronounced IN-YA, because if it is, the line I wanna get IN-YA pants has to have been said to her over 100 times. Did you see the split she could do? That alone was an invite to the final 8. Kristy Joe is the germaphobe who wouldn't slip the toungue to Bret. She is playing the hard to get angle, a very rare type on this show. It will propel her til about the final 10, then she will tell Bret how she is falling for him, slip the toungue and bam final 4 for Kristy Joe. Early prediction is Kristy Joe final 4, mark it down. The Floss' favorite is currently Destiney. I like strippers, and with a name like Destiney with the -ey, she's done it before. I actually envision her goin to a strip club and having to be Destiney with the -ey because Destiny was taken. The early favorite of the people is clearly Megan. She is the hottest. She won Beauty and the Geek on MTV though. That signals RED FLAG to the Floss. She is clearly a reality TV cunt not in it for the right reasons. Bret will see this and get her out earlier than people believe. The only reason he keeps her a long time is because she seems the most sane and is gorgeous. The worst girl on the show is by far Ambre. She thinks that this show is the goddamn Bachelor. It isn't, to win Bret Michaels heart, you don't try and be classy. You need to be slutty. Bret went classy in season one and look how that went for him. He wants sluttier this time around. Daisy is another early front runner because she has a bangin body and some tattoos. Bret digs tattoos and will keep her around a while. She does define butterfact though. The girl with no chance is most definitely Angelique. She is the French girl who can't speaky no English. She was the first girl to show her boobs, which prompted the line of the night from Bret Michaels, "The first set of boobs is like a trailblazer, like Lewis and Clark". That is sheer brilliance from the MAN. Two girls that went home who were great last night were Erin and Sara. Erin was the black girl with the afro. She was a VIP girl that went home on night one because of her profound intelligence. She had another one of the better lines of the night, "I learn a lot about what's going on with the World through MySpace". Seriously, she should have just screamed that she had skeletons in her closet. The other girl who went out guns a blazin was Sara. When she got there, she immediately realized that the season 2 girls were way way hotter than season one and that she was probably 18, 19, or 20 on the hottness power rankings. So she decided to get blackout drunk and not make the elimination. Her family was not pleased to watch the season premier last night. Bret also had some great lines to the girls last night. He finds one thing about the girl and says it makes him real hot for her. I hope next week this may happen, "Man, she has 6 toes on one foot thats hot, I love sucking toes and 11 is always better than 10". I just can't wait for next week, it's going to be awesome again. Sidenote: This upcoming weekend I hope I get drunk enough to drop the "I just want to kiss your face" line. I figure nothing else works, maybe if I'm drunk and she's drunk and a Bret Michaels fan, this can work. The only tough thing is, Bret and I don't have much in common except that we both love the Steelers.
FUCK YOU ROY HIBBERT
Tonight is a huge game for the Pitt Panthers. I hate Roy Hibbert with a passion. He owned Aaron Gray way too many times. Tonight he is going to get owned by a 6'6 C, Dejuan Blair. If the refs keep Blair out of foul trouble, he should have a big game tonight. Pitt is really good at home and Sam Young is playing way too good right now. We are going to win tonight. Matchup wise it's going to be tough. They are a lot bigger than us, but the home crowd should be awesome. Rumor has it that Terrelle Pryor is coming to the game tonight. I am fully aware it is probably because it is a big game and nationally televised. He is coming with 2 Pitt basketball recruits as well, Lamar Patterson and Zeke Marshall. There is also a rumor that he recently met with Jamie Dixon and Uncle Dave. Shady committed last year at the Georgetown game, coincidence, I think not. As far as the game at hand, I'm saying Blair with 15 and 15, Young drops 20+ again, Benji puts in 10, Ramon hits a game clinching 3, and Mcghee gives 7 to 8 quality minutes with 4 points and 4 boards.
PITT 72
GTOWN 67
Saturday, January 12, 2008
PI-TT
PITT 86
New Jersey Butt Pirates 69
Thursday, January 10, 2008
EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN

Tuesday, January 8, 2008
NEW SEXY SIDELINE REPORTER

Monday, January 7, 2008
AMERICAN GLADIATORS BROTHER

Friday, January 4, 2008
PITT FOOTBALL RECRUITING UPDATE(LONG)
Already enrolled and ready for spring ball:
Greg Cross JUCO QB *** and a half stars
Robb Houser JUCO C ***
Ronald Hobby WR/DB ***
Committed not yet signed
Jonathan Baldwin WR ****
Tino Sunseri QB ***
Zack Stoudt QB ***
Cameron Saddler WR ****
Kevin Harper K ***
Chris Burns RB ****
Mike Cruz TE/DL ***
Lucas Nix OT *****
Antwuan Reed CB 3 and a half
Mike Shanahan WR 2 and a half
Ryan Turnley OL 2 and a half
Manny Williams LB/S ***
Shayne Hale MLB 4 and a half
For those of you who can't count, that is 16 commitments. Pitt is rumored to have at least one spot left with as many as 4 spots left for more players. Out of the Floss' top 10 gets from November 15th, Pitt has nabbed only no. 1, 7, 8, and 10. However, Shayne Hale would have been number 2 on that list had he actually shown interest. The others on that list you ask, no. 2 and 3 were LB's Steve Gardiner and Doug Rippy. They would each have not been so high had Hale been involved. Rippy made a weird choice with Colorado, and the Big 11 called Gardiner with a greyshirt offer from OSU. A 4 star LB prospect is really going to settle with that offer probably. I wish he would come here. However, can't hate a kid for going to his favorite school. He is taking an official here this weekend, Uncle Dave might be able to sell him. No. 4 on the list was Hubie Graham, TE from Scranton. He chose the Fighting Illini. Kind of a surprising pick, but after watching Nate Byham not get thrown the ball and Illinois turning into a B11 power, I don't blame him. No. 5 was Averin Collier, he wants to play running back so he went to Syracuse. I can't blame a kid for staying close to home, but 'Cuse is in terrible shape. At least Pitt is sticking by there underproducing coach that brings in recruits. GRob at 'Cuse isn't going to last there long. No. 6 was Jarred Holley, he is still open on his recruitment with Pitt being the leader currently. His top 3 are Pitt, Iowa, and Virginia. Never will we lose a kid to Iowa, but UVA is scary. If he visits UVA it will be hard to keep him a Pitt lean. I still think we get another 4 star corner, booyah. No. 9 was Terrelle Pryor, he has done good not bashing Pitt in the media, but he should just bash them once and for all. I feel bad that he has all this pressure to stay close to home and play for the Panthers. No way he comes here. I just hope he doesn't go play for DickRod at scUM. Seriously, I hope Michigan never wins another game in the B11. I HATE Rich Rodriguez. I will be a Penn St. homer before I root for that jerkoff.
Tomorrow for the Seton Hall game, Pitt has visits lined up for 9 uncommitted players to visit campus. I will break them down into categories on their chance of getting a remaining ship.
WE WILL LET YOU SLEEP WITH ERICA NICKELS IF YOU COME TO PITT:
AJ Alexander: He is the only one in this heralded group. This kid plays at a loaded position, but I don't care. He ran a 4.31 40 twice this past summer. As Uncle Dave says, "we run faster".
Steve Gardiner: With Dorin moving to TE, LB is more of a need position. This kid had 140 tackles this season. He was the 3rd fastest player at the Pitt combine this summer. I sure hope Uncle Dave can pull this out.
WHY ARE YOU EVEN COMING HERE?:
Vaughan Carraway: He is a stud WR, and would give us another top WR in the state of PA. He is a very solid prospect and could fill out to an OLB(gasp). I think he may be too good to pass up somehow.GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, BEG, AND YOU CAN PROBABLY GET A SHIP:
Isaiah Pead: Solid corner prospect. Division 3 POY in Ohio. This kid is probably the backup plan to Holley, but I really like this kid as a prospect. I feel he could really help the team. I think he will end up at WVU. He was originally committed there. Indiana has an outside shot b/c they are in the B11.
Danny Vaughan: I think of him as a Danny. He can play DE or TE. I didn't think he was very good until I watched him play on TV in the state title game. He really needs to commit quick. If he commits, Pead, Carraway, and maybe even Gardiner don't have ships.
WHY IS WANNY TAKING YOU TO DAVE AND BUSTERS?:
Dominick Britt: I think he could have a scholarship if Stoudt decommits for Louisville. I would not be happy about taking him as a 3rd QB. He is a hell of a prospect because of his size. In a year with 25 ships, he would definitely get one.
Justin Virbitsky: With Cruz committing and Vaughan being higher on the list, his visit makes no sense. He has virtually no offers. I really can't believe we are letting him visit.
Joe Trebitz and Jeff Hutchinson: Both are one star prospects from Florida. They are the most expensive official visits. These 2 have no chance at a scholarship. It's a numbers game gentlemen. Enjoy all the free shit though.
Basically, where Pitt stands now is a good spot. This is the first year Wanny really has to worry about scholarship numbers, so I hope he handles it like a pro. It is tough to tell kids no, but he might have to tell a lot of them no. Really it is their fault. In todays World of recruiting, why wouldn't you commit really early? If you are a borderline prospect that might only get 2 to 3 BCS offers, why not commit early? Coaches will still recruit you and you can always de-commit. De-committing isn't even a big deal any more. Just don't ever de-commit without a backup plan. If Ryan Turnley or Ronald Hobby waited to visit now, they would be in the same boat as Danny Vaughan.
Now at 16 scholarships, we have 4 maximum spots left. I think we will fill all 4 spots. Who do I think those 4 will be? I think it will be AJ Alexander, as early as Monday. Penn St. sucked with Alexander. I have no idea why they didn't recruit him harder. Probably their arrogance that they would get Deion Walker. I sure as hell hope Kenny Tate goes elsewhere. Jarred Holley will be a kid that commits soon or LOI day. Sidenote, how bad does he suck at playing the recruiting game? He is the only kid who really seems he doesn't care where he goes to school. He better love Pitt considering he doesn't even want to check out UVA. The last 2 spots I believe going to Josh Jenkins and Vaughan. I said it, Jenkins will be a Panther. This would honestly be one of Uncle Dave's most impressive gets, considering his ranking, position, and where he is from. I know OSU is the leader, but I'm betting on Wanny. He is going to come to campus on January 18th. Dave is going to introduce him to the new O-Line coach Tony Wise. Wise will in turn tell him about how he will get him to the NFL. Jenkins will talk to Luke Nix and JB. He will realize early playing time and the programs upandcomingness(great word), and fall in love with Oakland. The last spot, I'm going to say Danny Vaughan. He is the safe pick. I don't know if Danny will end up with the last spot, but I hope so because Danny Vaughan has a cool name and keeps the pipeline going. I wouldn't mind if Tags took his place either, although he is held up on Louisville. I have no idea why anyone would go to Louisville, it is a shitty shitty city. Of course I'm going to hold out hope that Pryor ends up at Pitt. The only way this probably happens is if he gets arrested or some kind of huge life altering event that keeps him in Pittsburgh. I for one am rooting for this to happen.
Prediction for 2008 record, 10-2 with a BCS bowl loss.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
THE MIGHTY LEOPARDS
