Thursday, October 23, 2008

ALL OVER THE PLACE

TOM BRADY HAS A SETBACK

Just heard on ESPN that bad things are happening with Tom Brady's knee. The Floss man crushes hard on Tommy B, so he feels for the man. With Peyton fading, Brady down, is Ben now the IT QB in the AFC? O yeah ladies and gents, Ben Flosslisberger is the best QB in the AFC now.

PRESIDENTIAL THOUGHTS AGAIN

I thought about what could honestly bring more people out to the polls...including some major sports topics. Seriously...I would love to vote for a candidate who promises Pete Rose, Mark McGwire, and Barry Bonds get to go to the baseball hall of Fame. One candidate could talk about putting a playoff in college football or at least a plus one system. They could stop sports for one night and have a presidential sports debate. This could work. I'm 100% convinced.

THAT'S A BAD RUM AND COKE

I hope everyone saw Larry Johnson spit a drink in a woman's face 3 times in a row. Good person he is. This is about 4 months after he hit a woman in the face. I hate public apologies from guys like this. You can't eff up like 6 times, hold a presser and be clean. We are...convicts. People need to remember Santonio Holmes when he got a public drunkenness right before his rookie season. He talked to Rooney and has been a great teammate and person since. He is also the best WR on the Steelers. Believe dat.

WV-AUB

I don't know who to root for in this game tonight. It will eventually be who the Floss bets on, but really no money involved, I would have to go WVU. The Big East has looked bad all year. USF over Kansas and Pitt over Iowa are decent wins for the conference, but no one else has won a thing. Auburn has Pitt's former D-Coordinator Paul Rhoades. He was a solid DC and I hope he becomes a head coach soon.

ARIZONA

Lute Olsen is stepping down at Arizona due to health reasons. Anyone else worried? I am very worried about Coach Dixon going to Arizona. I hope they stick with retired porn star Kevin O'Neill, but I doubt it since I could have coached that team to the Sweet 16 last year. Arizona will most certainly come calling to Coach Dixon. They will be throwin money his way. I pray he doesn't take the bait. They were just in a mini recruiting scandal plus their team is just getting worse. Jamie could be taking over a tainted program. On the flip side, he can stay here and get the court at the Pete named after him. What should he choose?

GUINOS

The Pens got a huge shootout win Monday with Sid the Kid battling flu symptoms plus they had Dany Sabourin in net. Although Sabu played unreal. He was really standin on his head out there. Tonight is a nice matchup with a pretty average team in Carolina. Pens must win since they have a tough road game with the red hot Rangers Saturday, then move to a 3 game Western Conference road trip. The biggest plus so far this season has been the play of Miroslav Satan. He is much better around the net than I ever thought he would be. Tonight will be a 4-2 win Pens. Satan nets another. Go Pens.


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

2 days before homecoming and no outlook on Pitt football, Floss' tailgating plan, return of Pitt football after a month away from the burgh or the jeopardy the Floss finds himself in because he loses his man crush to the return of TMO????

Step your game up Floss.


-Shenanigans
H.N.I.C.

Anonymous said...

holmes is not the best wr on the steelers.great, but no hines. and you can't want to have ben flosslisberger's baby and have a man crush on tom brady... you must have started drinking already
-d to the rof

Anonymous said...

Honestly, HNIC, you think tomorrow won't bring a Pitt outlook. Your better than that. You can't bust the whole wad in one day. Stamina baby.

Anonymous said...

Had to go to an accounting meeting today, and Jocelyn Kauffunger announced a sexy new accounting teacher who will be starting next fall. My question to you is have you ever had a teacher in college you would like to floss?

The Hammer

Anonymous said...

True. Holmes did get a public drunkenness before his Rook season and took it like a man. Also true: Holmes was just arrested for possessing three cigars filled with a little bit of Jamaican love. What type of apology does the Floss recommend for this?


-Biff

Anonymous said...

Haven't had a computer for 3 weeks. Just read every update from the past month. Good work.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd fuck A.M.

Anonymous said...

this blog is a joke. LET'S GOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS!!

Anonymous said...

Is it possible to have a Floss Jinx?????? You know like the Madden cover Jinx or the SI Jinx. Floss talks highly of Santonio, then the next day he's pulled over with blunts hanging from his rear view mirror. He talks up Pitt and they get blown out by Rutgers.

Just saying!

FFOF

Anonymous said...

I went to High School with Jocelyn Kauffunger. She's always been super hot.

20 years later and I still think about her... yeah she's that kind of hot.