This blog is prompted by the Floss being a college student. Everyday the Floss sees groups of people that he accurately stereotypes. In this blog the Floss will give the reasons he hates these groups of people.
FAKE HIPPIES, HIPPIES, ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM
You all know these people, the ones who wear tie-dyed shirts for no reason. Some have dreadlocks, girls too. You look like a piece of shit. Honestly, if I was their parents I would be on suicide watch. They wear their Bob Marley t-shirts and listen to old 70's music and use words like "vintage". The girls don't care if they look ugly. Just a bad bad group of people.
HAND RAISERS
These are the slack jawwed faggots who raise their hand in classes to ask questions they know the answer to. The professor starts explaining the answer, and the hand raiser says, "O that's what I thought". These hand raisers are also really really eager to tell personal tales in class. I don't care what you learned in your high school English class. The hand raiser group is comprised mostly of dudes. They probably don't even watch sports.
4-SQUARE OR ANY OTHER CLUB THAT WAS LAST COOL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
This group was prompted by the Floss having to walk through a common area of sorts where this group was blasting loud music and playing a game that was created in 4th grade. One of the kickballs actually rolled in the Floss' path. I picked it up and threw it back, but don't think I didn't want to Daniel Sepulveda that thing over the Cathedral. Other clubs that fall in this category: Magic Cards, Anime, etc.
GIRLS IN SWEATPANTS WITH UGG BOOTS
Just kidding. The best cold weather look for girls in the World. Even a not so hot chick with a decent butt can pull this look off. It's really a trend that should stick around for generations. You have to pray they wear a Northface coat with this look or you can't get a full view of the bum, and that's just not going to cut it.
THE PARANOID
These are the POS's that think they did bad on every test when they get an A every time. They call you up to check answers on homework worth .000005% of your grade. However, these kind of people aren't actually all that awful.
PHILLY FANS(only 90%)
You know who you are. The kids that come to the University of Pittsburgh and proceed to talk shit on our city. The start their E-A-G-L-E-S chants for no reason. They look like pricks. Not too mention that 75% of the wigger population at Pitt is from Philly(look it up). Go to Temple you angry, awful humans.
There are way way way more types of people to stereotype and hate. The Floss could really only think of this many for now. Greek's on TV and some bloggers have priorities. As always comments about who you love to hate and stereotype is welcomed with open arms.
10 comments:
The kid in the picture looks like the Russ Buss when he was little.
I'd like to hear the Floss' idea on the Pitt Panthers eventual NFL draft status. Even underclassmen that can't come out, what round will they be when their time comes?
Could you please leave your nickname when posting? I want to know who's asking because DDP(L) makes fun of me for my ratings of Pitt players? Thanks
--Floss
That last post was from the Polish Hammer. my bad.
i hate when your doing a group project and some bitch member of the group tells the professor that you missed the last 2 group meetings on wednesday nights... those types of people need to drink more and worry less.
-drof
Bill Stull, in his chinstrap tatted clownishness accounts for at least 50% of the wigger population on campus hailing from a one Seton La Salle.
And I better be in the good percentage...
See you Saturday, guy wanted 1200 a ticket for the series game so I will be here
-Shenanigans
Fat Girls that hang around the Ice Cream Machine (You were fine after the freshman 15, now you just need to stop)
People that high five a lot when they are drunk (I saw you last week, and we live two blocks from eachother no need for the high fiveagain)
I drink coffee all day long (your not cool and admit already that it tastes bad, grab a diet pepsi douche)
I play guitar in public places (just really a fag)
I wont put out chicks (you will after I drop this pill into your drink)
-CINC
You forgot the loud black girls at the library. You can find them, go to the library and listen then track them down. Extremely loud in the place I go to find silence.
DDP(L)
BTW - That picture of the kids with their hands raised cant be real. What school has kids that happy in class.
How possible is it that they are all showing the teacher what they just FISHED out of their nose?
That's a idea for the blog. Nose pickers. Where to put it and how not to get caught.
FFOF
The paranoid chicks are the greatest. They have very little self confidence and with proper technique they will become both your tutor and your booty call.
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